Well, (insert child’s name), I can’t believe another year has gone by. I got some information back from (insert elf’s name), your Elf on the Shelf, and he told me that you have been very good this year. I have even checked with other folks as well, and you will be glad to know that they have also commented on how good you have been. Because of (insert accomplishments), I am so pleased to report that you are officially on Santa’s Nice List this year. I sure hope that makes you very happy.
(Insert elf’s name) has been up to a lot of mischief this Christmas Season, and I have tried to keep him on his best behavior, but you know sometimes getting your elf to do all the things that he is supposed to do can be very hard. I will continue to check in with him, (insert child’s name). So, you continue to be a good (insert gender), so I can keep getting those good reports.
I have also gotten your Christmas list for this year as well. I know you are going to be so happy. I heard from your elf that you are wanting (insert gifts). I wanted you to know that those things are being put together as we speak, and I look forward to delivering them to you in (insert city and state), on Christmas Eve.
I want you to also let your (insert acquaintance), (acquaintance name), that (insert gender) is on the Nice List too, and I am working on all (insert gender) Christmas presents, too. I am so glad I got to write to you. If you have a minute, next time you see (insert elf’s name), let him know that I need him to stop some of the crazy shenanigans and start doing the work I sent him there for. He can be a little bit of a handful.I hope you have a wonderful Christmas time this year, and I look forward to the continued good reports.